adjective denoting qualities of a parsec. (a unit of length, equal to just under 31 trillion kilometres)
my penis is parseculous
A doohah is given to the first person to fall asleep at a party. A third party volunteers to run for a few kilometres....generating sweat and body odour. The sweaty person then wipes the sweat and stench from their arse crack on the sleeping person's upper lip. When the person wakes up, they spend the rest of the night trying to figure out who farted and/or shit their pants.....without realising where the smell is coming from. Works better if no-one tells them what has happened.
A raccoon. Within the ecosystem of the dumpster (bacterium, maggot, cockroach, mouse, rat, freegan, raccoon), the raccoon or dumpster shark is the apex predator. It takes only a small amount of decomposing food or garbage to attract these animals, who can seemingly detect the odors from this kind of waste from kilometres away. Sometimes traveling in large groups but typically cruising solo, larger specimens may pose a threat to humans and pets.
Just toss that chopped up body behind the 7-11. The dumpster sharks will take care of the rest.
A little town in the south burnett where nothing exciting happens much.
Kingaroy Shire has a population of 12,500 residents and takes in an area of 2,422 square kilometres.
Kingaroy derives its name from a Wakka Wakka aboriginal word for 'Red Ant' (Kingaroori) because of a unique species of ants found in the area which have adapted to the natural colour of Kingaroy's distinctive rich red soils.
Kingaroy's only claim to fame is PEANUTS....
Harry: did you want to go back to my place or go to yours
Girl: where do you live
Girl: how boring i think we'll go to mine
Bob: where do you live
Bob: did you bring me any peanuts?
A girl so whipped that she will go long distances just to satisfy your needs, no matter what the needs are.
To guys, this term is used belittle the girl.
For girls, this term simply shows their love for their partner.
Friend 1: "Yo man, I totally got my girl to come from Town A, 50 kilometres away, to here to make me a sandwich.
Friend 2: "Dude, you snagged yourself a penguin."
Girl 2: "Did you actually go all the way to Town B just to make your man a sandwich?"
Girl 1: "Yeah, I'm his penguin."
A term used in logistics to describe the centre of gravity of all pallets carrying (or not) carrying goods worldwide. Due to the absence of a GPS tracker on most pallets, this is a quantity (expressed as a latitude and longitude) that can only be estimated.
Setting 0.N and 0.E as a baseline, the mean pallet is estimated to be somewhere over the Caspian Sea (due to a high level of manufacturing in the far east.) It is also estimated to be drifting in a east-south-easterly direction at a rate of 0.24 kilometres per day although the movement of the largets container ships can produce significant noise in this trend.
(From a postdoctorate textbook in applied logistics):-
'The Mean Pallet was a phrase first coined in the 19th Century by a Victorian industrialist who, looking out of his factory window, proclaimed 'I wonder where ye average of all ye world pallets be'
A girl attending a convent school (usually referring to St. Joesph Convent, San Fernando). Some may have an American accent (that is questionable since they live 3000 kilometres from that continent). they posess a very high superiority complex and a sterotypical 'convent girl' is as follows: lightly skinned, fake accent, rich, can be seen surrounded by a bandwaggon of 'pres men' (their brother school), blonde mentality (although they do posess enough brain cells to get them into that school in the first place. this is the definition of a stereotypical convent girl, obviously this does not apply to all.
boy 1: whhheyyy look at that white girl with the nice ass!
boy2: yeah boy...yuh hadda know a convent girl when yuh see one, she ass wasn't always like that!