killstorm
–noun
1. An extremely powerful weather storm generally classified in one of three classifications (class 1, class 2, or class 3) with class 3 being the most powerful
2. A blizzard of epic proportions, usually resulting in school cancellations
1. An extremely powerful weather storm generally classified in one of three classifications (class 1, class 2, or class 3) with class 3 being the most powerful
2. A blizzard of epic proportions, usually resulting in school cancellations
Example 1:
Guy: That killstorm we had the other night really wrecked my yard. I found my grill in my neighbor's driveway, my newspaper in a storm drain, and my cat in the chimney.
Example 2:
Young kid: Dad, I heard there is supposed to be a class 3 killstorm tonight. Alright! No school tomorrow! Looks like you'll have to stay home and babysit me.
Dad: Son of a bitch! I'll call in to work and tell them nature has screwed me over again. Dammit!
Example 3 (From The Simpsons):
Kent Brockman: The National Weather Service has upgraded Springfield's blizzard from "Winter Wonderland" to a "Class 3 Kill-Storm"!
Marge: I don't like the sound of that "class 3".
Guy: That killstorm we had the other night really wrecked my yard. I found my grill in my neighbor's driveway, my newspaper in a storm drain, and my cat in the chimney.
Example 2:
Young kid: Dad, I heard there is supposed to be a class 3 killstorm tonight. Alright! No school tomorrow! Looks like you'll have to stay home and babysit me.
Dad: Son of a bitch! I'll call in to work and tell them nature has screwed me over again. Dammit!
Example 3 (From The Simpsons):
Kent Brockman: The National Weather Service has upgraded Springfield's blizzard from "Winter Wonderland" to a "Class 3 Kill-Storm"!
Marge: I don't like the sound of that "class 3".
killstorm by Beavis Comeavis February 11, 2009
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