Kill Boner

A boner induced by the act or thought of taking another's life.
Also known as a death boner.

"Jon": Rob, I didn't shoot the DJ. But I do have a boner.
Rob: Well "Jon" thats what we federal agents call a "kill boner".

by Count Samizoth October 27, 2010

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When someone or something is lame. Can be used by both sexes.

"Man my job is killing my boner day in and day out"

by N.T.T November 24, 2009

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verb- the act of losing one's erection due to any of the five senses being negatively influenced by an un attractive lifeform.

Lafawnda just boner killed me.

by Hamsandwiches July 28, 2005

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Noun. Literally, A Boner Kill is any thing, person, event, or disruption of the 5 senses, that causes one to lose an erection. Boner Kill is also used to refer to any situation which takes a dramatic turn for the worse.

"Dude, last night, I was over at Cheryl's and we were hookin up, everything was normal and good, when outa no where she tells me that she loves me. What a Boner Kill, right?"
or
friend - "dude it looks like someone hit your car"
friend 2 - "Talk about a Boner Kill"

by Pappa Horace November 7, 2007

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pretty self explanatory..
When someone shares information you didn't want to know, especially if the person is of the opposite sex. When a girl, who initially was turning you on, turns you off by, for example, giving you hand backwards or getting tired and giving up. Also used to express general disgust.

"Pete, dudeee... i heard about you and Francesca! How are things with a new buckfuddy??"
"Overrated"
"Go on."
"Well Stef, everything was fine. She was giving me hand and then she kinda just... got tired, slowed down and kind of... stopped... it was kinda like losing power in the middle of a hockey game... what a boner-kill."
"I think I'm gonna cry."

by Ultimatejerk September 2, 2006

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