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309. Young Money
A fucking joke. Lead by Lil Wayne who rhymes "fucking" with "fucking" at 10 seconds per rhyme and sounds like a frog with throat cancer. Also consisting of Drake who thinks he's cool? (He was on the teennick show Degrassi...) and Nicki Minaj who is the UGLIEST MOTHER FUCKER I've ever seen with a voice that makes me want to kill myself talking about doing stuff that makes me gag.
Young Money Fake Hip-Hop
310. Fartpocalypse
An apocalypse caused by farts. the farts that tear all the stitching out of your clothes. the kind of farts they used to wipe out the dinosaurs. the kind of farts they use to kill guys who have views like richard pryor, george carlin, and bill hicks. Can I get away with one more fart joke here? The kind of fart that makes someone kill themselves!
*loud, 2 minute fart* Stupid bitchy overly religous kids: IT'S THE RAPTURE! REPENT! REPENT!
Other kid: Fuck! Who ordered the fucking fartpocalypse?!?
311. Irish Inch
Alliterative & hence popular slang term for a tiny fair penis, measuring around an inch erect or flaccid. Based on the small size of the Celtic Penis in particular, & of the British Penis in general: "Irish Inch. sl Lancia in Resta. The erect penis, US 1970s-80s. A slur on Irish penis size. (Green 1998, 642). 'I wanna find what they eat to make their tits grow so I can feed it to my wife.' 'They eat the Irish inch.'(H Gould, Fort Apache 1980, 33)." ('Lessico erotico inglese-italiano' subtitle: La Reggia dell'amore. Antonio D'Eugenio. Bari: Levante, 2002-4, v 1 of 2, p 181) The prevalent stereotype of the microphallic & foolish Celt is a play on the global under-endowed idiot or the Shakespearean 'Three-Inch Fool'.

According to widespread folk & urban legends, British microphallism is a result of a traditional eugenical practise of Norman kings & barons to forbid marriage to British males who measured larger than an 'Irish Inch'. It is said that the aim was to breed an obedient race of under endowed red-haired Celtic & flaxen-haired Anglo-Saxon serfs & that thus originated the 'Curse of the Irish Inch'. Hence the indigenous hatred of the '
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312. Gemma
the one thats funny, kind, sweet, and just a plain stunner.. she can always take a joke and always starts a trend. if you are friends with a gemma, its like being friends with royalty, she is amazing everyone wants to be friends with her, and they know everything about her.. apart from her most darkest secretes that she will only tell her most trusted friends, if anyone betrays a gemma you will regret it, as all her friends will stick up for her.. not like she needs it.. gemma knows how to stick up for herself. people will judge gemma to be a tart or a slut, but thats only because deep down inside.. they would kill to be her.. the guys she dates are only the best and very long term. gemma has a good carrier set ahead of her and is an extremely good runner with fantastic legs. we all love gemma !
guy #1: go look at that girls legs
guy #2: yeah there hot she must be a gemma !
313. Highbrow Humor
1. Not fucking funny.

2. Something hipsters pretend to be funny.
Bill: Ted! I've fallen in love! ...with the word, "Shan't." My zeal and fondness towards this word is unparallelled. I have been left enamored to the point that I'm completely and utterly smitten by the word. But, alas I cannot use the word without sounding like a pompous ass. So my love appears to be in vein. I can't bear the pain, so I shan't any longer. *pretends to kill himself*

Ted: That whole aside makes you sound like a pompous ass.

Bill: That's the point, it's called a joke.

Ted: How is that funny?

Bill: It's highbrow humor and irony, perhaps it's 2deep4u

Ted: Maybe, you're just an unfunny faggot!
314. Daniel Horne
Proper Noun
Daniel Horne has often been refered to throughout the ages as a mystical being of ultimate power, intelligence and compassion. Most predominantly seen in the Shogun Era of Japanese culture, he is depicted as being half dragon, half tiger, half moon, half sun, half god, half ninga, half man simultaneously. Scholars believe that Daniel Horne is a recurring reincarnation of some otherworldly being. His purpose in mortal life at this stage is unknown however, there are some who claim great fortune from meeting Daniel. These people have sinced been taken into mental institutions due to chronic withdrawal symptons. Pyschologists believe these people are addicted to an uknown chemical, which has recently been added to the periodic Table of elements as 217 DH or commonly Hornium.
Guy 1: That's so fucking cool, like Daniel Horne cool.

Guy 2: If my joke was that cool, my life is complete. I'm going to go kill myself to end my life on the highest possible note.

Guy 1: I would do the same.
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