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23. kife
Used interchangeably with the words gnarley or rank. May describe an offensive odour or taste, or an unenjoyable experience.
"Man, did you just fart? That shit is kife!"

"Eating that fatties cooter last night was kife, she probably hasn't showered in weeks!"
1. Kife
Steal, rob, take, swipe. See Kifed, Kifing.
I was going to kife her sunglasses, but took her wallet instead.
by noyoucrazydutch Mar 30, 2004 add a video
2. Kife
Pussy. Literally
Hamza gets ton of kife. vagina
3. kife
Complete and utter crap
that modular scarfoses is kife
by tnesia Apr 17, 2004 add a video
4. kife
Something that is gross or shitty
that chick is really kife, i can't believe you licked her asshole

that nickelback concert was kife, why did we even go

that bong hit was totally kife, im gonna puke

5. Kife
To kife means to steal or jack someone else's stuff.
My ex kifed all my cd's when she moved out.
6. Kife
Top Vagina or Fit Girls
theres some sweet kife out tonight
7. kife
A common mispronunciation of the word "kipe."

'kipe' definition: to steal, pilfer, or swipe something of small value

If fading use. primarily regional to the American Pacific Northwest. From the Old English "kip", menaing "to snatch" or "to take hold of". Probably originally from the Old Norse "kippa", meaning to "to snatch", "to tug on", or "to pull on".
Joe: Don't kife my beer. I'll be right back
Jane: I think you meant to say kipe, and I'll guard it for you.
Joe: Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you, Jane.
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