(n): characterized by an overgrowth of cells, resulting in no possible movement
(v): to clog ungracefully, nullifying any possibility of movement
(v): to nub at life
(adj): nubbing at life
(adj): taking up three times the space of a regular human in terms of both length and width
Time to stop kiffing around, fatty
You kiffed my toilet!
Boy: You''re moms so fat, she's a kif
Kif's so dense, he has his own gravity
1. (noun) a mixture of tobacco and ganja frequently prepared and used in Morocco
2. (noun) the THC-laden tri-chromes of ganja, collected by rubbing your greenery (buds, stems, etc) against a very fine mesh screen. Often pressed into hash, sprinkled over a bowl, or mixed in with buds.
3. (verb) to produce kif from ganja
2. Hey Isaac, don't be stingy with the kif on that bowl, we want to get riiiiiiipped.
3. When I regain my motor skills, I will definitely finish kifing those stems.