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The songs on the Kidz Bop compilations are sung by a bunch of uninspired, spoon-fed little brats who butcher SOMEWHAT decent to mediocre songs (depending on which songs they decide to destroy). Their commercials consist of the kids running around laughing and dancing, while lipsynching. Wow, the perfect nightmare!

Remember when Alvin and the Chipmunks used to cover songs? Yeah, well, KIDZ BOP is worse than Alvin and his Chipmunk friends will ever be! Ashlee Simpson can sing better than these kids can!

By the time the newest Kidz Bop CD hits stores, most of the songs (by the ORIGINAL artists) are overplayed on MTV and radio. Kidz Bop needs to die. Besides, most of the time, they take songs that ALREADY suck, and add more suck factor to them, and the result is an abomination. Do the kids of today a favor by buying them a Beatles CD, or maybe a soundtrack to a Disney film, anything is better than Kidz Bop!
The Kidz Bop series are an abomination to music.
by SuperSonicX May 19, 2006
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Kidz Bop remakes popular songs and censors them so that they're appropriate for little kids. Quite frankly, they suck. Nobody listens to them except for bratty 4-10 (but only if the 10-year-old is very immature and can't handle listening to bad words, or if their soccer mom can't handle for them to listen to bad words). Somebody needs to shoot those stupid kindergarteners (aka pathetic excuses for singers) so they don't keep making everyone's ears bleed!
Johnny bought Kidz Bop 1, thinking that it would be music to his ears. But when he heard it, he started to cry and broke the CD into hundreds of little pieces with a hammer. Then he stole his daddy's Glock, went over to the Kidz Bop studios, and popped some bullets into those retarded producers' heads, shot all the little kids, poured gas all over the studio, lit a match, and laughed hysterically as it burned to the ground.
(Later)
Kidz Bop Kids (that weren't in the studio when Johnny set it on fire): We're so great, we're famous! Hey there, want our autograph?
Me: NO!! *Takes the Glock from Johnny's hands and shoots the kids*
(As they're lying on the ground dying in a puddle of blood)
Me: Did I ever tell you how much you suck??

Then me and Johnny shot all the soccer moms in the world, went to the music store, and listened to some Evanescence.

THE END
by I know you want to know... March 07, 2007
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A species of sub-human, PCP smoking kids trying to sing that sound like autistic, horny, acid shooting 80 year old faggots having a stroke that likes to ruin good songs and making songs that are already bad sound even worse. It was invented by some soccer mom milf who wanted to make mainstream music more kid-friendly.
Joey: Hey hank, did you hear the new T-Pain song?
Hank: yeah, it was cool, until i heard the Kidz bop remix.

In Kevin Rudolf's "Let it rock" it goes "but it broke his heart so he stuck his middle finger to the world" but the kidz bop version goes "but it broke his heart so he waved his hand to the world."
by Joey1227 September 05, 2010
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The kids that have been ruining your favorite songs since 2000.
Kidz Bop
by wassupbro1999 September 16, 2013
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The end of good music as we know it. This "album" is simply a collection of overplayed, overmarketed songs that are either already shitty, or songs that are actually really good but ruined as they are redone by a group of kids that sound like 80-year-olds on Ritalin and helium while shooting up black rain. It's marketed towards soccer moms who think "Oh! If I buy this for my children, they won't have to listen to that awful rock music and Satanic death metal. They can listen to pop songs but are redone by kids for kids! And all the bad words are censored out with giggling so they won't have to hear curse words."
Since 2000, they (those who produce this rubbish) have put out a number of these albums. However, the first one by itself was too much.
Tom: "Hey, did you hear? There's a gazillionth volume of Kidz Bop being released next week."
Hannah (facepalms): "Dear Mother of God, I don't wanna live on this planet anymore.."

Ben Shepherd and Matt Cameron (Soundgarden's dual response to Chuck Norris): "What the hell is Kidz Bop?"
by MlleRCCola February 21, 2012
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A pedophile' s dream come true; also commonly known as a horribly produced CD sung by kids for kids that consists of shitty lyric changes.
It sounds like Billy had dragged his balls against broken glass earlier. Just kidding, he was getting turnt to his shitty Kidz Bop CD on full blast.
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1.Where audio comes to die.
2. Something that will make you want to really, really jump off a building, if it's loud enough.
One shudders to imagine what inhumane thoughts lie behind those kidz bop records... Thoughts of chronic and sustained butchery.
by Thespikedballofdoom May 27, 2015
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