kidsplaining 

When a kid who has just barely learned something starts to lecture adults who know way more about the topic.

I can't believe my son, he just took his training wheels off yesterday and already he is kidsplaining at me about how to take a corner.

kidsplaining by SarcasticMom May 16, 2018

kidwell slide 

To swoop in and put your arm around an ususpecting boy/ man or girl/woman. Then proceed to kiss him/her.

Did you see that??? That dude just pulled off the Kidwell Slide. That's one smooth dude.

kidwell slide by slazzle7 October 6, 2006

Kidwell 

these people stay young at heart. they always are looking for a good time. may tend to do alot of drugs but still has his shit together. many people admire him in a friendly way and one lucky lady will have the privilege of being his. this guy is definitely a keeper and you are foolish if you ever let one go. he is a master at anything that he does in life. he is loyal til the end but piss him off and its like getting struck by lightning. this guy will pick your ass up at 3:30a.m. when you pass out on the side of the road from being too messed up. he is an honest family man and has just an overall good soul.

that kidwell over there is good enough to marry my daughter.

Kidwell by mr.bonaire October 5, 2013

Kidpetition 

When siblings compete to do chores for their Mom.

In a raw example of kidpetition,Pete called his sisters Ann and Jan, and his brother John, on the way home after replacing light bulbs and completing other chores. "I am on my way home after taking care of things for my Mom", said Pete. "%#}{#\<>^*£€!!!!", thought Ann, Jan and John.

Kidpetition by Moms favorite January 29, 2012

Kidpropriate 

An experience or object appropriate for a child.

Do you think Grand Theft Auto is kidpropriate?

Kidpropriate by JiggyMac April 1, 2010

kidophile 

A high schooler who enjoys texting and talking to middle schoolers. Not necessarily a pedophile but enjoys interacting with younger teenagers.

Guy 1: "You're in 10th grade, and how old is your girlfriend?"
Guy 2: "13."
Guy 1: "Dude, you're such a kidophile."

kidophile by Jessycanda November 4, 2013

kidspiracy 

a silly and harmless youth driven machination or plot designed to make the conspirators laugh at the expense of those conspired against. a kidspiracy exhibits a juvenile sense of humor that should offend adults and appear to them utterly pointless.

mainly found on the web, yet may be uncovered anywhere kids congragate.

immature adults are also known to kidspire.

That Rickroll is a real kidspiracy.

The web has given rise to many kidspiracy theories like "rickroll" and "peanut butter jelly time".

kidspiracy by H. Blonde January 2, 2009