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26. kids
1.The gift of god. Also known as children. 5 year olds to 12 year olds are considered kids.

2. Baby goats.
"Thanks to god we have a beutiful kid"

"What are you kids doing here?!!"
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"Take those kids (baby goats) to the barn!"

The kid (baby goat) said "baaaa!".
by escapedgoats Sep 30, 2004 add a video
1. kids
the result unprotected sex of a male and a female of the same species; also can be known as offspring and brats
The misses and I took the kids to the park.
by uzbones3 Feb 15, 2003 add a video
2. Kids
things that interupt you while your banging you wife.
"I would have finished if it wasnt for those medling kids!"
by Terrell Robinson Jan 12, 2004 add a video
3. Kids
The stuff that gets shot all over the place during sex.
I was doing this broad from behind and ended up shooting kids all over her back and hair.
by T-ray Mar 5, 2004 add a video
4. kids
the worst STD you can get.
man 1: i banged jill and got the worst STD in the world.

man 2: AIDS

man 1: no, kids.

man 2: i give you my sincerest condolences.
5. Kids
God's punishment for having sex
Suzie: we've been dating for a long time and I need to tell you something
Johnny: Please dont breakup up with me
Suzie: It's not that, geez...I'M PREGNANT, we'll have kids together!
Johnny:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Johnny's screams could be heard from Australia
6. kids
Children, offspring, those under 21 living in your household.
I don't want any kids, instead I'm going to adopt my Albertsons' staff and have them move into my multi-million dollar mansion.
by Saints Sep 29, 2003 add a video
7. kids
the one thing that keeps you going knowing as long as you treat them as individual people they will always respect you.
my kids are my reason for living
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