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shit
excrament little brown broken pieces of shit holy fuck man, I almost shit my pants and
I just barely made it to the cosbey pool to drop off the kids WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!!! SOME ONE DIDNT FLUSH THE SHITTER AND THIER KIDS ARE STILL FLOATING IN THERE (one of them still looks alive) (pokes at it with stick) |
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the result unprotected sex of a male and a female of the same species; also can be known as offspring and brats The misses and I took the kids to the park.
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things that interupt you while your banging you wife. "I would have finished if it wasnt for those medling kids!"
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The stuff that gets shot all over the place during sex. I was doing this broad from behind and ended up shooting kids all over her back and hair.
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the worst STD you can get. man 1: i banged jill and got the worst STD in the world.
man 2: AIDS man 1: no, kids. man 2: i give you my sincerest condolences. |
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God's punishment for having sex Suzie: we've been dating for a long time and I need to tell you something
Johnny: Please dont breakup up with me Suzie: It's not that, geez...I'M PREGNANT, we'll have kids together! Johnny:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Johnny's screams could be heard from Australia |
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Children, offspring, those under 21 living in your household. I don't want any kids, instead I'm going to adopt my Albertsons' staff and have them move into my multi-million dollar mansion.
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the one thing that keeps you going knowing as long as you treat them as individual people they will always respect you. my kids are my reason for living
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