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Referring to waking up in a bathtub and realizing your kidney has been stolen. However the bathtub is filled with actual kidney beans instead of ice. Leading one to believe your kidney actually multiplied and became the kidney beans.
Oh BALLS, they took my kidney! Well at least I have all these kidney beans. I hope I don't have kidnolisis.
by WoodWorks April 21, 2008