Kiaface 

Having facial features that produce a mouth shaped like the grill of late model Korean-built Kia automobiles (most models starting in 2010/2011 have this grill).

Symptoms of this disorder are usually visible when smiling, which produces a (facial) grill where the center upper lip and center lower lip are closer to each other than on either side of the face. This matches the (automotive) grill of late model Kias, and also makes it easy for those with the disorder to perform oral sex on two males simultaneously.

This is not to be confused with "chiaface", which is a disorder that causes a green beard to grow when the face gets wet.

Shut the f*** up, kiaface, nobody gives a crap about your hip hop hampsters or anything else your daddy bought you.

Kiaface by off a cough July 7, 2011

Karate Kid Face

1. The face that Danny LaRusso from The Karate Kid makes when he scores a table hockey goal on his date with Ali Mills. An open mouth and uncontrollable head vibration are required.

2. The face that happens spontaneously when something super cool happens.

Dude, you just did karate kid face!

Karate Kid Face by Ryan & Tristan June 17, 2008

The Scene Kid Face 

Verb, as much as annoying, vain scene kids take many photos of themselves anyway and believe that they are incredible photographers for some reason. They frequently do this... 'pose' where they snarl, lifting one lip up towards the nose and usually tilt their head.

It's very stupid, but hilarious that they think they're cool for doing this face.

Scrolling across Facebook, oh look it's "Jessica OMG Bieber" (notice that the scene kid has a false surname and middle name.) Oh, what an annoying profile picture, she's pulling a face, this is know as The Scene Kid Face.
The Scene Kid Face is a COCK IN ASS

The Scene Kid Face by BallBagBaggins April 11, 2010

facebook kidfacer 

The act of using your childs picture for your Facebook profile picture. Usually because you are too old or too ugly to use your own.

How does your old friend look on facebook?
I don't know, he has his kid's picture up for his avatar.
Oh man, he's a "facebook kidfacer."

facebook kidfacer by icehause August 23, 2011

kidfacer 

The use of your child's photo on a web-site profile page instead of your own. This mainly occurs because the individual will not use his/her own photo because they are too fat or too ugly. They say it's "cute."

"How does Jimmy look on his profile page?"
"I don't know, he's got a picture of his kid up."
"Oh, I can't stand these kidfacers."

kidfacer by icehause August 23, 2011