blown kidney

as an athlete can suffer a blown shoulder or a blown knee, a competitive drinker can suffer damage to their kidneys, resulting in said kidney being " blown " out

Ezekiel : Where have you been ?

Malachi : I participated in the 11 day Drinkathon sponsored by Hezekiahs Porno Dungeon and I suffered a blown kidney on day 9. I've been recuperating at the Anheiser Busch treatment center.

blown kidney by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018

Dingo's Kidneys 

A Douglas Adams original, was used multiple times in his book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Usually (but not necessarily) following "a load of", dingo's kidneys means rubbish, bollucks, crap or bullshit.

Seriously? I have to give an example in a sentence? I can't just leave it blank? WTF?! That's a load of dingo's kidneys!

Dingo's Kidneys by wfly81 July 1, 2014

kidney-wiper 

The male sexual organ.

When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird*, preferably up the jacksie.

*Please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.

'Hey darling, fancy sitting on my kidney-wiper?'

'I wouldn't mind wiping her kidneys!'

kidney-wiper by Arthur Damage April 1, 2007

Kiddy Cruisin' 

A pedophile who's driving around looking for children so he can pull over and masturbate, and then leave.

Robby: Yo, dude. I just saw this guy and he was in this dark van.
Me: ...and?
Robby: He pulled over at the park, and he just sat in his car. It looked like he was jerking off.
Me: Oh! He was kiddy cruisin', eh?
Robby: Yeah.

Kiddy Cruisin' by nyiddle December 24, 2005

kindey stone

1.(noun) an object that forms in your kindey as a result of high calcium intake. It can range from 2-8 mm in diameter and has to be ejected through the body by urinating . The process is extremely painful.

2.(adjective) used to describe something that is either really bad or really good.

3.(adjective) used to describe something utterly terrifying or scary

1."I just birthed a kindey stone and my dick hurts so bad."

2." This kool-aid is the kindey stone !"

"Man , that test was the kindey stone"

3."Dude you scared the kindey stone out of me"

kindey stone by Locomon007 May 27, 2014

Fat Kidded 

When one is socially shunned by various groups of peers. This parallels the "fat kid" that no one ever wanted on their kick ball team in elementary school.

Wade: "Haha, matt was pwnd! No one wanted him in their group."
John: "He was totally fat kidded."

Fat Kidded by Wad3 March 18, 2008

KidDeath1995

KidDeath1995 is a viral tiktoker that goes by the rap name Lil Flamingo. He was one of the pioneers on soundcloud rap posting his first song on soundcloud 2014 under the name WingZz Knarleyy... he did not receive traction musically online until 2016 when he releases a leaked version of his song "Bandz Up" featuring Lil Uzi Vert... KIddeath1995 tiktok currently is sitting at over 75,000 followers and growing daily.

"Did you see Kiddeath1995 tiktoks on your fyp? They're fire"

KidDeath1995 by TeenXBaby February 9, 2022