A supposed 'gangsta' from Detroit, who actually grew up in the upper class rankings of a rich family, an hour outside of the city. A man who suffers from small penis syndrome, but attempts to mislead the world by saying otherwise in his lyrics. He keeps his coke in his right front pocket and a wad of $1 bills, that are wrapped in a single $100 bill in the other. His fan base doesn't have any teeth, and are typically morbidly obese. He's coined the phrase "I'm On A Motherfucking Boat!" and hopefully the next time that shipload of white trash sets sail, it sinks. All it will take is one extra ticket to be sold to exceed the boats maximum weight limit and VOILA the world will be a much better place. If he takes Ted Nugent with him...Detroit will RISE AGAIN TO GREATNESS!
"Did you hear that 42 year old man refer to himself as 'Kid Rock?" "Yes, his parents are brother and sister, he can't help it. He's a victim of inbreeding."
The 'American Badass'. Just from that you know he is the shit. From Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp to Cold and Empty everything he does is badass and sweet. He is also a huge pimp. He is prolly pimping your woman right now. Kid Rock is fresh.
"That's why they call me the 'pimp of the nation'" Kid Rocj
A modern day mixture of AC/DC, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Metallica, Hank Williams Jr, Johnny Cash, Charlie Daniels, Run DMC, Beasty Boys, and Whodini
Kid Rock: A blend of perfection
A former white rapper who a few years ago decided to appropriately go more rock with a slight tad of country. He often calls it southern rock, but it isn't. It is "blue-collar" rock mixed with a little hip-hop and occasional country and has a distinct Michigan
flavor to it.
Kid Rock not only has made good music, but he is an avid Bush
supporter as well. Hell Yeah!
lucky to be married to pamela
he can fuck pamela whenever he wants!! hes so lucky
Kid Rock is a totally hot rockabilly who gets a lot of action. He can do almost anyone he wants and nobody will care. He is the hottest guy in the WORLD!!!!!!!!!
I think people are jealous of Kid Rock because he gets more ass in one night then most people do in their entire lives!
Has about as much talent as linkin park or slipknot.
did I mention none of those actually have talent?