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Kickapoo High School

Good high school....if you want to remain in Missouri for the rest of your life.

It prepares you for higher level institutions....if your definition of "higher" level institution consists of getting f***ed up 24/7 and this undeserved sense of prestige for the nameless/worthless degrees you can get from MSU, Mizzou, and Drury.

Good school for white, mid-upper class "bro" who works out a little too much, yet still retains the beer belly due to the excessive amount of drinking.

Bad school for those who aim for the ivys and etc.

It does NOT prepare you for upper ranked colleges.

Especially if one is pursuing a pre-health field in these said colleges.
"I have taken numerous amount of AP courses at Kickapoo High School and graduated with a perfect GPA. I thought I was smart. But then when I went to the coast, I got butt raped by all my college courses." -Student A

"I graduated Kickapoo High School as a valedictorian, and I got accepted into (insert top 20 ranked school here). My standardized test score may be the same, but I'm still the dumbest kid here." -Student B

"It's 5 fucking AM. I'm studying my ass off for chemistry and calculus, while my friends from California or New York are partying because my shitty ass teachers at Kickapoo High School did not go over the basic fundamentals." -Pissed off student studying for his finals
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Kickapoo High School

Kickapoo. Great name for a school??? The colors are even better...BROWN AND YELLOW. Remind you of anything?
The only good thing about it is that Brad Pitt went to Kickapoo for high school!
Angelina: Where did you go to high school?

Brad: Kickapoo High School...

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
Word of the Day on June 9, 2026

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026