I can't believe I forgot the missus's birthday. I really kicked the dog this time.
George: I normally don't abuse animals
John: No, I just want to reset the watchdog timer
To hate something about yourself that you cant change.
Sometimes to hate the way others react to what you do or say.
Hey, hey, man, dont do it I saw you kick the dog into a brick wall last time you went and confessed to missing a date with your girlfriend just so you could trip with your mates.
Man I never kick the dog over how big my dong is I just wish I had some girl who knew a place i could put it