A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.
The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
by MC Gee January 23, 2008
A way to describe a girl who may not be the hottest chick around but is still pretty good, can also describe an object which does the job
Dude 1: So what do u think of lisa?
Dude 2: I mean I wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted but I'd probably go her sister
Dude 2: I mean I wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted but I'd probably go her sister
by smaxta August 10, 2007
A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.
by Elburno January 27, 2008
did you hear that song "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers?" ; KillWhitneyDead is the best band ever!
by Princess Peach ™ February 8, 2008
a declaration of true love
by redshank January 27, 2008