| 1. | Marty-McFly | ||
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A trick in skateboarding. When you are done skating for the time being you and kick the tail of the board sending it into the air and lands in your grasp. Explanation: Why are those kids so astoundingly happy when they received their (skate/hover)board back from Marty McFly in the Back to the Future trilogy? The only trick that he does is kick the board up to his hands and give it to the child... silly Marty, you ain't that sweet.
Ex 1: "Dude you've been skating all day... Marty-McFly that bitch and lets do something else" Ex 2: "Yo, Marty-McFly your board and let me try a kickflip" |
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| 2. | Missile Kick | ||
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v. to take a running start, launch yourself in the air and kick your opponent in the chest with both feet at a horizontal angle. "Dude, I'm so pissed at him... I'm gonna missile kick that bitch."
"Holy shit, did you see that missile kick!? He had like five feet of air!" |
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| 3. | Cunt Punt | ||
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A swift kick to the female genital region launching the recipient into midair. That girl was such a bitch I cunt punted her like no other!
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| 4. | bronco | ||
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Stand on a play park swing. While swinging jump off and kick the back at the same time to keep it swinging round the bar. Try to make it swing round till it wraps at the top 'lets go bronco the swings'
'bet you can't bronco it to the top' 'if we bronco the swings to the top no little fuckers will be able to get them back down' 'Simon and Nick kept broncoing the swings so the council took them away. Lets go beat them up' |
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| 5. | AWD | ||
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To have all 4 wheels of a vehicle move at the same time while powered by the drivetrain. Commonly found on most Subaru motor vehicles, they help to attain some sick-ass 60's. "Fucking launch that AWD shit."
"We got AWD we'll rip you out of the whole, bitch." "AWD is tits." |
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| 6. | Chuck Norris | ||
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A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could supply the world with energy for the next 2.53 billion years. However, due to the level of danger involved in trying to harness this immense source of energy, scientists have resorted to a safer avenue of research; trying to control the kaboom from thermonuclear weapons. It is also suggested a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick may hold the key to incredible new breakthroughs in propulsion technology. The Mars Lander did not actually crash on Mars because of a programming mistake... The transporter carrying the lander to the launch site cut Chuck Norris off and he roundhouse kicked the lander *into* Mars. NASA officials are attempting to understand this new form of propulsion. So far there have been no survivors from this dangerous research. NASA is accepting applications at this time.
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| 7. | Mr. Limpy | ||
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A novelty sex-toy created by Fleshlight(tm), a manufacturer of male masturbation aids. It is a fake penis that is always limp (hence the name). Especially popular at bachelor/bachelorette parties, Mr. Limpy comes in several colors and sizes. It is famous for its stretch/launch-ability, as well as several other more practical uses (i.e. paperweight). Hey, what did you just hit me with...<stares Mr. Limpy on the floor>...I'm so gonna kick your ass
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