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1.
The pharoah who built the pyramids. Except Erik von Danikan says he didn't and thinks that aliens did instead.
If Khufu read Eric Von Danikan's book, he'd lock him up in his pyramid for 10,000 years.
by Bob882 December 12, 2004
 
2.
to wipe eyes in a windshield like manner .
" He totally just Khufu'd."
LOL.
by _shehumpsfreely. April 02, 2011