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Khlav Kalash 

A supposed awful tasting item from your run of the mill foreign lunch vendor located in downtown New York City. This is the actual spelling of the food, as opposed to the otherwise used Khlav K(h)alash. From past experiences with the Khlav Kalash, the main choice of beverage is typically a can or two of Crab Juice. This item is served ONLY only a stick, no bowl.
"No Pizza, Only Khlav Kalash"
Khlav Kalash by cavvz April 27, 2009
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Khlav Kalash 

A recipe of mutton, lamb, tomatoes, carnations, onions, water, oil, and salt & pepper. It's all ground into a thick ball of meat.

Best served on a stick, with Mountain Dew or Crab Juice - as seen on The Simpsons.
Khlav Kalash Guy: "Get your Khlav Kalash!"

...

Homer: "Oh, alright. Give me one bowl."
Khlav Kalash Guy: "No bowl. Stick, stick."
Khlav Kalash by Oil Country October 15, 2007
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A usually bubbly and over hyper person. Usually female. She has two consciences and she has two other alter ego personalties. They are sometimes represented as duck or as a princess. She is always loyal and caring. And she loves to be loved. Everybody around her always wonders if she is even close to saine and a phrase used often around her is "KLAVIE!!!"
"KLAVIE!"

Klavier Gavin 

The prosecutor in Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney. He's German, which says volumes about his prosecuting and driving skills.

And he air-guitars. In court. And everyone can hear it.

He has unicorn hair, his brother uses nail polish, and he wears purple. It seems he has a certain sexual orientation similar to one Miles Edgeworth.
Klavier Gavin:

"‎Achtung baby! Today we play it my way!"

"Herr Forehead, save your wild accusations for the court. I do so enjoy the penalties."

(sweatdrop) "Why was I not informed...?"
Klavier Gavin by ;lkjhfdsasa;sdlj October 19, 2010

Klavdij Mervič 

Klavdij is an interesting man. With his super-high IQ and muscles, which no man has ever had before, he is the true alpha of Nova Gorica. All day, he sits in his chair and tells students what to do. The students don't write anything in their notebooks, because of the will of Klavdij. He sees the students as his aprentices and thinks they are as smart as him, so he thinks they remember everything. But when the test comes to date, he is angry at all of the bad grades that his students got. I really don't understand his logic, well of course I don't, I'm nowhere near as smart as him. Anyways, he surpasses his knowledge down from generration to generation and because of his knowledge, the world is at peace.
Klavdij Mervič: 'explaining quantom physics'
Class: fuck alright imma just play clash royale on my phone
Klavdij Mervič by Mervič March 9, 2020
n. A grouchy old seaman of higher rank, decrepit and impaired from many hard years at sea.
I saw that old klavust out on the wharf reprimanding some poor, young stevedore yesterday.
klavust by Resedo July 24, 2009