Top definition
1. A wedding that is very bland and distasteful.
2. A tacky wedding with little to none entertainment.
3. What you find at a hick town park
1. "Oh Coltens wedding was so khaki- there wasn't even a group dance."

2. "The bride wore lime green shoes, wow, what a khaki wedding."
by thebeemarie June 24, 2012
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush