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10. kfed
An almost attractive portland fakenger in his mid-twenties whose strengths are: rapidly climbing chain-link fences, running to catch tri-met buses while running the gauntlet of SW 3rd and Pine, lying, spreading genital warts to underage girls and stealing wheels or other components from bikes parked in otherwise safe locations.
OMG. This ingrown hair is starting to look like a head of gmo cauliflower. My highschool nurse says unprotected sex is to blame but I've only slept with Kfed. I knew I shouldn't have trusted him when he said that he's allergic to latex.
1. kfed
Kevin Federline. Britney Spears's white trash husband.
Look at KFed in the tabloids this week. Ew.
by CourtneyK Aug 20, 2005 add a video
2. KFed
1.Any white trash male who resembles Keven Federline, whether it be in the clothes he wears, or the slight stuble on his face. Keep in mind however, the male in question must be trashy, of course.

2.Any white trash male who believes he has a chance of making it in the rap world.
Referring to that random man walking down the street: "Heyyy. What up KFed? Ha.Ha.Ha."
3. kfed
1 <verb> To be a jobless bum and to marry a rich girl.
2 <noun> Male gold-digger. Holy grail to bums.
1
Man1: Should I marry her?
Man2: Yeah man, she's rich. You should totally kfed it.

2
That guy is such a kfed.
4. kfed
a sorry ass rapper, a wanna be rapper
That fool raps like kfed.
5. kfed
kfed- when anyone messes up really baddly in their career
omg!! george bush realy pulled a kfed when he raised taxes
6. kfed
Someone who ingests a large amount of ketamine is referred to as 'kfed'. also; Britney Spears' husband.
Sup with Kris? Oh that nigga straight kfed dogg!!!!
7. Kfed
A cocktail composed of Red Bull, Vodka (preferably cheap), and Cranberry Juice.
Yo, bar ho, hook me up with two kfeds and a white wine spritzer, dawg!
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