2. The ghetto Kennedy Fried Chicken that is located right down the street from the real KFC.
"Fo shizzle dude, did you get the boneless honey BBQ strips?"
"No, they don't have those at Kennedy Fried Chicken"
"HAHA you poor bastard can't even afford real fast food!!!!"
KFC= Kan't Find the Chicken
Me: Fuck off, I'm not doing that!
KFC Manager: then get off the premesis and don't come back!
The name of a popular fast food restaurant, established by some guy named Colonel Sanders, that specializes in fried and broiled chicken products. An ideal place to contract salmonella, E. coli, and other potentially deadly food-borne illnesses.