| 1. | monkey fucking a football | ||
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generally, a disorganized set of events. See cluster fuck. Bill - Did you go to the concert last night?
John - Yeah, dude it was like a monkey fucking a football, the organizers better get their shit together next time. |
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| 2. | circle jerk | ||
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a lot of work without accomplishing anything Joe - How'd work go today?
Bob - It was like a 5 man circle jerk. Joe - That bad huh? |
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| 3. | redneck wrapping paper | ||
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a walmart bag, Instead of wrapping a gift in traditional wrapping paper you just give it to the person in the bag that it was bought in. Sorry for the redneck wrapping paper, I just picked it up on my way here(bullshit).
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| 4. | Keyser | ||
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A man that uses keys for anal penetration. Dave walks into steve's room and see's steve naked with legs in the air pointing to the sky and a big hairy ass staring at him.
Dave: Fuck man stop with the keyser crap, ur making me ill. Steve: Shut the fuck up bitch, dont knock it till u tried it, help me unlock my ass. |
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