keywest pie
A sweet pet name for a western girlfriend, interest, or fuck buddy. Non specific to the actual place of key west.
keywest pie by DG makeup February 17, 2010
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key west bullseye
Aka: Goatee; A pattern of facial hair on a homosexual male, forming a circular targetoid shape around the mouth. Origin in key west in the late 80's.
Mahal: Hey greg, you know sandy and her cousin kenny?
Greg: She has a lot of cousins- which one is he?
Mahal: He's that 40 year old dude with the old used corvette and a key west bullseye.
Greg: Oh yeah- that guy- I know exactly who you are talking about.
Greg: She has a lot of cousins- which one is he?
Mahal: He's that 40 year old dude with the old used corvette and a key west bullseye.
Greg: Oh yeah- that guy- I know exactly who you are talking about.
key west bullseye by schmuckaneers June 6, 2009
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Key West
crazy little village ... southern most point of the united states
full of crazy and homosexual people, usually drunk or high
party town
full of crazy and homosexual people, usually drunk or high
party town
Key West by crazymofous June 20, 2008
Key West Necktie
A sexual maneuver popular in island communities populated by chain-smoking men with tiny penises, the recipient is mounted and subsequently fucked in their tracheostomy hole-- typically with enough force and velocity to cause the expulsion of dentures as the erect penis continues on its path out of the oral cavity.
Occasionally, after long sessions repeatedly entering the tracheostomy stoma and exiting the recipient's mouth, the penis can become entrapped, as the engorged head of the penis is unable to retract beyond the recipient's gumline. This condition is known as a Reverse Columbian Necktie.
Occasionally, after long sessions repeatedly entering the tracheostomy stoma and exiting the recipient's mouth, the penis can become entrapped, as the engorged head of the penis is unable to retract beyond the recipient's gumline. This condition is known as a Reverse Columbian Necktie.
"Tyler was humiliated and laughed at by his recently-crippled girlfriend and her nurses because his small penis couldn't penetrate during attempts at vaginal sex, and someone posted a video of him falling off her when his penis popped out while attempting a Columbus Side Car.
Swearing off women forever, Tyler decided that he would immediately break up with Jessica, quit his job, and move to Key West that very night.
Jessica started on him as soon as Tyler walked into her room to tell her goodbye, but he didn't care. As a parting gift, Tyler gave Jessica a Key West Necktie, walked out, and since he had a few hours before his flight, proceeded to have a few beers celebrating the first--and last--time he was able to leave a woman speechless.”
Swearing off women forever, Tyler decided that he would immediately break up with Jessica, quit his job, and move to Key West that very night.
Jessica started on him as soon as Tyler walked into her room to tell her goodbye, but he didn't care. As a parting gift, Tyler gave Jessica a Key West Necktie, walked out, and since he had a few hours before his flight, proceeded to have a few beers celebrating the first--and last--time he was able to leave a woman speechless.”
Key West Necktie by Scoggy July 19, 2019
Key West High School
A bullshit school where you can get away with pretty much anything including skipping class, fighting with teachers, and talking on the phone in class. THE BEST SCHOOL EVER! probably the only school 100 feet from the ocean.. with an amazing conch as the mascot!
I go to Key West High School so i am allowed to skip 1-7 period if i want.. and i will still graduate on time
Key West High School by kwhsssisthebest February 27, 2011