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Kepala bapak kau 

Kepala bapak kau means your dad/father head

Kepala = head

Bapak/bapa = dad/father
Kau = you
It's a curse words in malay that commonly used
Ali : I want to eat poop
Abu : Kepala bapak kau!
Kerpal is a fictional character named in a famous prank call (often attributed to the Jerky boys).

The man in the prank call identifies himself as Kerpal and seems to be of ambiguous South Asian descent. A man known as Akhtar (the correct Pakistani name) answers the telephone. Kerpal then alleges that Akhtar's older daughter kicked his dog. After minutes of confusion it is revealed that the daughter knows nothing about kicking Kerpal's dog, let alone who Kerpal is. The call eventually degrades into a shouting match with Kerpal shouting obscenities to no-end.

At least three different Flash animations have been created to visualize this call. The simplest one, thought to be the original and generally most liked, was created by Adam Letalik and published by FlatPlanet.org in late 1999.
Ello who this this?

This is Kerpal!!
Kerpal by Obama is the shiz June 28, 2008

Kempalicious 

The word Kempalicious can be used to describe an extremely attractive individual who sets the standard for others by being completely and undeniably amazing in every way possible. He is a man of unparalleled sexiness, hung like a donkey, and a god in the sack.
Person 1: Wow, did you see that guy? He was beyond sexy!

Person 2: Yeah, he was Kempalicious for sure!
Kempalicious by ninja567 August 2, 2011

keypad amnesia

usually happen among touchscreen phone user,when they keep tapping the screen of non touchscreen phone without realize it's not a touchscreen phone and it has a real keypad
Took several seconds to realize she got keypad amnesia while borrowing my old Nokia 3230.
keypad amnesia by fafatonk3kusruk August 25, 2013
A sexy girl who will snatch yo man not only that but will snatch yo weave too.she is confident and will beat yo ass no matter what she never loses a fight and will hurt whoever hurts her loved ones.She got everyone after her and she will tell you about yourself with no fear because she will beat yo ass
Keyala is amazing
Keyala by Kk_babe_slayslay June 11, 2019

kepala bana 

1. A malay word usually used by the typical malaysian as a reaction to jokes.

2. Defines anger on someone.

3. Silent mock.
1. "Rose, i think im pregnant." said Jack.

"Kepala bana! Hahaha." Rose replied.

2. "Justin is showing of his abs. He is kepala bana!"

3. "I have three ferrari at home" said Bieber boastfully.

"Kepala bana" said Shawn in his monologue.
kepala bana by rukidding osem January 2, 2017