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Hetero’s Little Keychain 

The gay version of a “pick me girl,” this type of gay will often turn his back on his own community to appease conservatives or for money. They will often put down gays of color, use racist language, and usually are transphobic. They betray their own community to fit in into typically gay unfriendly environments such as conservatives and MAGA country.
That Jefree Star is a hetero’s little keychain, they call themself a they but says non-binary people don’t exist.
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Spicy Keychain 

A prank in which somebody heats up another person's keys in an oven, then gives their unsuspecting victim the hot keys, causing surprise and a temporary painful sensation.
My keys! My keys are red-hot! Sammy, you rat! You weren't using the oven to bake salads! You were heating up my keys to give me the ol' Spicy Keychain!
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keychain 

When a guy and a girl are going out and the girl just hangs all over the guy. The guy doesn't care. The girl is useless and hangs there much like a keychain to a backpack.
girl: (hugs boy)
boy: meh

observing girls: god, that girl is such a keychain
keychain by TangoMaureen December 12, 2005
The term for the affects on ones linguistic skills after smoking anything.
Steve: Dude I just rip the fattest vape!
Bob: Dude you're kerchewing again.
Steve: Fuck the shut up.
Kerchew by McDogenld June 16, 2017

Keichelle 

pr:, "Key-shell", "Ka-shell", "K'Shell". Common mispronunciations include "Ker-shell", "Ker-chell", "Ka-chell-ee".

Often misunderstood as "Michelle" or "Rachelle" whereby the speaker must constantly restate the following: "No, it's Keichelle - it's like Michelle, but with a "K"!!!!"..

The term "Keichelle" is not to be confused with the similar "Keichelle the Locktician." Keichelles can usually groom dogs, but cannot braid, weave, or relax human hair. Please do not call and ask her to. While there are over 13 known Keichelles in world, there are only a few who are true to the original Keichelle nature. The first Keichelle known to the United States became established in early 1981.

The following are definitions of, but do not solely define, the term "Keichelle".

1. An American girl who is hella-uber awesome.

2. One who has two genetically different sets of DNA due to unusual fraternal twin development, but has not been genetically engineered or altered.

3. One who watches the watchers.

4. The mother to a child prodigy.

5. One who grooms dogs with style and pizazz, and really needs to go on that grooming show one day.

6. One who has equally difficult-to-pronounce middle and last names.

7. One who, when experiencing extreme boredom, goes to unusual lengths to ease the symptoms of being bored.
1. One might state to another person "She's hella-uber awesome!" Where as the one spoken to would reply: "Well duh, she is Keichelle!"

2. In an unusual circumstance one might say: "Where did the other twin go?..... Um..... Keichelle?!??"

3. Those who often are caught conspiring exclaim: "Damn it Keichelle! You ruined everything!"

4. A small extremely clever and manipulative child will often cry, "Mommy? MOOOOMmy? Ma- ma?" Where as the father of the child will exclaim: "Keichelle, your son is calling you!"

5. A pet owner can often be found saying "Oh dear, Fluffy smells like rotton turnips again and is all scraggly looking. Time to call Keichelle!"

6. People with equally or more difficult to pronounce middle names commonly have hyphenation, accent marks, or German/Romanian Origins present in each name.

7. People in a random grooming salon may come in one day to find tiny plastic green army men set up and ready to attack customers in an imaginary war. One groomer may say to the other: "Uh- what is this???" where by the other groomers will reply, "Oh that was just Keichelle again. There were no dogs last night from 4:30 PM to 9PM."
Keichelle by CenturianPonii February 3, 2010

Keychain Friend 

A friend or acquaintance who is so cute, fun, witty and charming, that you want them to go everywhere with you.
"Chrissy you are my new keychain friend - I wish I could shrink you down and keep you in my pocket so you could go everywhere with me."

You might also use the term keychain before their name, such as "Keychain Chrissy"
Keychain Friend by METRObliss August 16, 2009
The act of getting high off of drugs, paints, glue, sharpies, brownies, or my girlfriend's perfume.
I was so kelched by that acid trip last night.

Me and my kickass nigga friend are going to go get kelched.
Kelched by obeisekids February 4, 2009