2. A big Fucking key that can open any lock, except the one the to the bathroom.
-Xemnas "Kingdom Hearts II"
Person 2: This is a Keyblade, a weapon that unlocks anything and can destroy the forces of evil.
Person 1: And all you use it for is beating up the black people?
Person 2: Pretty much. I can't get this door open though.
Person 1: Just use the 'unlock anything' power, then.
Person 2: It doesn't work like that. Duh.