you know you're a key rat when:
1 the on y pizza that willl ever love is sir pizza plus ranchh
2. all our hangouts is sir pizza Cvs or da rec
3. we play evry sport known to man and were sik
4. u have once visited the mangroves and thought that bums lived there.
5. tony gaudi is like your dad
6 you know every one.
7. every ones got your back.
8.UM is number one.
9.you go to cvs for the hell of it.
10. you have like 30 baller bands in the back of ur closet
11. you WENT to KBCS!!!! and saint agnes since u were 2 and ms durant was the coolest teacher in the world
12. you at least once went to youth group
13. you know, and frequently visit the skihole
14. you know at any time during the day before night, you can find all guys at the rec
15.you make fun of chongas for a living
16. the girls always ditch the guys for older ones as they're entering high school
17. you know who the archies are
18. seven eleven is always a pittstop while entering the key
19. there's at least five new words made up every week ,which people actually use
A Key Rat is one who has a record, dead, in jail, been to rehab(and it's not for chronic sweethearts), f*cking your gf, beats up bouncers, gets up on US1 and everywhere else, robs houses, rims, jewelry, your bitches, and anything he can get his hands on. He would also move large amount of weight, threw "V's"(violations), get rushed, rumbled without even thinking twice, feared, respected, envied, jocked, and being a degenerate and charming at the same time. Just had to clarify a lil before you dare calling yourself a Key Rat. Had Real Beef with real gangs and crews, and affiliated with Real G's b/c u gotta be one to be down.
mad love to the other True Key Rats:KMOB,KB,HIV, and rest of u. u know who u are.
Being a Key Rat is a lifestyle, not a catch phrase.
I saw a Key Rat crack that guy in the head with a bottle.
I started beef with one Key Rat, and suddenly like 20 started hitting me.
2. a rich, spoiled wastoid who is too stupid or spoiled to ever move out of their parents' home
3. what happens when you are so sad that you compulsively vomit
2. Lyman just sits around playing Super Nintendo and masturbating to "Three's Company" repeats; what a key rat.
3. After Alejandro ran out of Pokemon episodes to watch, he began key ratting all over his room. By coincidence, he was also a Key Rat, so he smelled like fermented chocolate.