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Kewk is the Americanized word for the swedish "kuk". Which is a rude word for the male sexual organ. Probably heard by brittish/american tourists in Sweden and picked up in their own language but spelled in a different way.
Oh yeah sailorboy!! Show me your kewk!!
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that old kewk
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kewk
n. Name
A player, Scout, from the game Dark Age Of Camelot.
by SirGarth January 17, 2003
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Hey bring me that kewk
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doctor: i'm sorry, but i'm afraid a kewk
related parents: oh no!!



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doctor: i'm sorry, but i'm afraid it's a kewk..
related parents: oh no!!
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Someone who has never had a date fore Valentine's Day.
by Kewk's Mom February 15, 2003
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