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1.
kevin g from mean girls is a mathlete and one fine indian rapper.
yo yo yo
all you sucka MC's aint got nothin on me
on my grades on my lines cant touch kevin g
im a mathlete im a nerd but forget what you heard im like james bond the third sh-sh-shaken not stirred im kevin gnapoor

the g's silent when i sneak through your door
and make love to your woman on the bathroom floor
i dont play it like shaggy you'll know it was me cuz hte next time you see her she will be like "OH KEVIN G!!"
by Sarizzle January 02, 2005
 
2.
1. Leeching an email address under strange or uncomfortable circumstances
2. Unawareness to a person adding themselves involuntarily to your personal contact list
I would give u her email address but that would be keving

Can I kev her email?
by got bean June 19, 2005
 
3.
keving is a verb which means to squat or sit to urninate. This word only applies to males of the homo sapien species.
Someone who is keving in the bathroom: I sit down when i pee theres nothing crazy about me I'M just taking a whizz and mind your own biz why is everybody always staring at me?
by willPost4Food January 10, 2010
 
4.
the act of keving is being super awesome and rediculously-amazing
he is keving over there
by meeeeee1005 June 19, 2009
 
5.
To slam one's dick in a door.
I came home and caught my roommate keving with the refrigerator door.
by r0naldo October 22, 2008