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36.
a person with a very small dick, who sucks sac and jacks off to betty white everyday.
kevin is a faggott and should go get a dick transplant because its so small
by superchrisbrown October 09, 2010
 
1.
basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.

How is kevin good looking and smart at the same time?.
by derbyacademygirl January 28, 2008
 
2.
An amazing guy who is so funny, and wonderful. Someone who can brighten anyone's day no matter how sad they are. He's sweet, and handsome. He can be sarcastic but he gets it from me, well some of it. He gets scared of nonscary things, and he has an amazing sense of style with wicked hair to accompany it. His smile is adorable, and his laugh is too. He smells like heaven, even though I don't know the exact name of the cologne he uses. I can pretty much say that I'm in love with this guy, entirely. His name means more to me than it would to anyone else, and I'm pretty sure of that.
Wow, Kevin is such a great guy.
by -- who else ..? December 20, 2008
 
3.
a male that performs great intercourse on a female
the other night my boyfriend performed "kevin" on me
by kkgg73 January 06, 2008
 
4.
Anglicized form of the Irish name Caoimhín, derived from the older Irish Coemgen, composed of the Old Irish elements coem "kind, gentle, handsome" and gein "birth". Saint Caoimhin established a monastery in Ireland and is the patron saint of Dublin.
Kevin and I are going to the park.
by KMK88 April 28, 2006
 
5.
someone who has probably porked your mom
Dude,that kevin is all over your mom
by jogabonito106 February 22, 2008
 
6.
A Portuguese slang for penis
"Woah thats a big kevin"
by O.o <<3 June 15, 2007
 
7.
An acromym:
Killing Every Vagina In the Neighborhood

Simply put, anyone named Kevin loves to pound the poon.
Bob: Man, that chick next door is fucking hot!

Kevin: Ya, I hit that.

Bob: Really?

Kevin: Hells' ya! all the bitches love to get Kevin'd.
by Poopy McPoopwell September 20, 2011