goggles on which you can wear on your ass incase your brown eye isnt very good you just put on your ass goggles and your brown eye is reading like a champ.
"dude i cant see a thing pass me my ass goggles."
|2.||Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution|
One of the best bands in the universe members of streetlight manifesto.
Man Bandits of the acoustic revolution kick serious ass.
One of the best if not best fucking ska bands to ever come together. many of the members are in Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution.
"man i sure do love streetlight manifesto."
|4.||kids in the hall|
A show from the 90's in which 5 canadians perform off-the-wall sketches, musical numbers, and monologues.
Consists of Scott Thompson, Kevin McDonald, Mark McKinney, and Bruce McCulloch, and David Foley.
Good Sketches (one for each kid)
The Polite Axe Murderer (Dave Foley)
Cabbage Head (Bruce McCulloch)
Mr. Tisane (Tzan?) (Kevin McDonald)
Darrill (Mark McKinney)
The Queen (Scott Thompson)
When you are giving it to a girl in the ass, you come out and ejaculate on her anus. You then procede to take a straw and suck out the semen.
when jimmy was getting it on in sally's ass, he suddenly turned gay and stated belching her.
An ordinary man by day and night. However on special nights where the moon is only 1/16 visible he becomes a monster that has not been seen for 450 years, a Were-Jew. Many believe that the Were-Jew was created when Moses, the most Jewish man in all history of the Jews, had fought a Were-wolf while guiding his people to the promised land and had sustained an injury from the werewolf. But the werewolf injury could not overcome the Jewish zest of Moses and transform him into a were-wolf, instead made him much more powerful Jew when only 1/16 of a moon was out. Thus the birth of the Were-Jew. A man becomes a were-jew when he suffers a wound from another were-jew, the result is transforming into a Jew when only 1/16 of the moon is out for they are too cheap to use the whole moon. The were-jew when transformed does what every ordinary Jew does however they are 10 times cheaper and about 50 times better at Financing there money. The only way to kill a Were-Jew is to kill it with a bullet made out of pennies and soaked with the blood of a virgin Asian, only than will you be able to kill a Were-Jew. To find out whether you or a friend is a Were-Jew you must splash you or your friend with expensive brand name water, this has a similar effect that Holy Water has on demons where it burns them like sulphuric acid.
Richard: Michael did you hear that Kevin Thompson made 60 grand off of the stocks last night?
Michael: 60 Grand!? Impossible! He's not a Jew!... Unless he's a were-jew....
Richard: C'mon thats impossible he only got lucky....
Michael: Think about it last night only 1/16 of the moon came out and he rejected that bottle of Fiji water. Now this, only one possibility, Were-Jew.
Richard: OMG we better go melt down some pennies and get some blood from Bok Choi !
|7.||the kids in the hall|
A surreal Canadian sketch comedy show from 1989-1995 that was produced by Lorne Michaelsand stars Dave Foley, Bruce McCullogh, Kevin McDonald,Mark McKinney, and Scott Thompson
We watched Kids in the Hall on Comedy Central at hard to access times.