A short furry dumb-ass with low self-esteem, limited sex appeal, and the inability to learn. He suffers from Achondroplasia (He is short) and is highly contagious
- Do not feed Kevin-Plant after midnight
- Do not get Kevin-Plant Wet
- Do not touch it, you risk turning into a Kevin-Plant
I was having a good day until one of those Kevin-Plants showed up and pissed on my shoe.
Political and Religious movement at SDA. Anti Republicans and democrats because they are both missing the point of life. Pro humanitarian and maintaining animal and plant life, but not vegetarian, ...man was meant to eat meat.
All men in this believe must follow man law, or you are a girl.
Girls don't have to follow man law but they may if they choose.
Happiness and living in the moment are necessary as well as a high self of steam and contentness with yourself.
Generally members of this believe believe that the government suck.
you must also love waffles!!!!!
Kevinism is :The offspring of James Bond, Mr. Davidson, and a female hippie (we need a girl in there somewhere).
Also known as Hinsaru and kevin. Hobyn can be used as a name, action, and talent. Being of an independent species, Hobyns are extremely self dependent and know more about how to take care of themselves than most youngins. They have singing abilities and play the piano by ear. Hobyns lack the ability to cook because of the absence of food at their houses. Usually very protective and caring, Hobyns are willing to jump up in the middle of the night and go beat people up just for laughing at you. Hobyns are fun to laugh with and are very kiddish. They also tend to make decisions on the spur of them moment, and whine.
A Hobyn is also a wrecked Tartan 30 sailboat.
Hobyns are also complimentary plants.
I listened to Hobyn's soundclick, and now I'm going to buy his song on iTunes!
I'm working on a project to fix the Hobyn. It's wasting too much space in my yard.
How many Hobyns do you want? Just one, or a whole bouquet?
Geelong, the second most large city behind victoria's Capital 'Melbourne, it is known for its Ghanda trackpants epidemic its football club and its Ford cart plant which has recently sacked half its staff AKA half of geelong and its beach 'eastern beach/promenade' basically the beach all the tourists love to swim at and all the locals arent dumb enough to swim therew when theres actualy Clean beaches another 20 minutes down the coast.
Known to some as the 'small smoke' or just a 'hole' although its not so much the city centre itself that is being reffered to with the 'whole term' its aimed at such outer regions as corio lara norlane and the like.
Geelong after dark is famous for its alive and well club scene, with a total of about 10 good watering holes its no surprise the best thing to go on the town for is the stabbings and rapings. and if you did miss them they'll be on today tonight the next day.
"hey im sam i live in geelong"
"ohhh your from geelong...."
"nah man good for you i understand now."
Any of various cold-blooded video-gamers you meet online that play poorly or cheaply; specifically regarding camping, cheating, stealing, or any fishy activities.
Go plant the bomb, you stupid Jewfish!!!
Purple Urkel is a clone-only strain that seems to be the rage among medical clubs and cannabis connoisseurs. This purple strain is a parent plant to many purple marijuana plants. The strain has shades of purple and is very popular amongst the weed community. The taste is very sweet when smoked. It turns an amazing purple late in bloom, possesses the most amazing grape/lavender flavor and gives a nice strong stone.
Commonly misspelled as Purple Erkle/Erkel, Urkle
This strain is also known as Lavender in many areas.
Kevin: Yo, lets get fucked up.
David: My nigga got that fire Purple Urkel bud. Shit will get you fucked up. Dank as hell!!
Kevin: We OUUUUT!
|7.||get a taste of the salami|
To give fellatio; to suck dick.
Kevin: "How was the big date with Phoebe?"more...
Josh: "Pretty sweet man. She was all over my cock."
Kevin: "Ooooh yeah!"
Josh: "Yeah, when she came to my place I took her out to the barnyard and showed her the rooster cage. She loved it! But after that I figured it was time to let her get a taste of the salami."
Kevin: "Awwww right!"
Josh: "Yeah, so I took her to the Italian deli and got her one of those big salami sticks. She took down the whole 10 inches and swallowed it like a champ! But after that I decided it was time to give her a ride down the old Hershey highway."
Kevin: "Indabutt man!"
Josh: "Yeah, so we drove down Rte. 322 to the Hershey's plant and took a tour of the chocolate factory. It was awesome! But then I decided it was time to slip her the sausage."
Kevin: "Hell yeah!"
Josh: "So I surprised her with another big salami that I had picked up at the deli so she could save it for later. After that it was time to drop her off. That's when I got some real nice pussy!"
Kevin: "Yeah, 'bout time."
Josh: "Yeah, she had th...