Top Definition
The gungy material found around the genetalia of girls who don't subscribe to the theory of personal hygiene. Bears an uncanny resemblance to limescale that forms in the bottom of a kettle - hence kettle iron. See also, fanny batter
Bob was about to tuck into a tasy fish supper, when he noticed Jayne's kettle iron
by Mista O August 07, 2006
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