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when you wipe your ass and it's shitty and bloody usually after forcing out a shit
Bart looks down at the toilet paper after having an intense constipation episode and thinks the toilet paper looks like he just wiped up ketchup and gravy. Later on he has fries with ketchup and gravy.
by Fryguy9 April 24, 2009

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