Suicidal Kernels 

The popcorn that falls out of the bag

Jim: God Damnit!
Bob: What?
Jim: Nothing, just some Suicidal Kernels.
Bob: Your mother passed away this morning of liver failure.

Suicidal Kernels by Captain H8orade June 13, 2015

Hunting Kernels 

Euphemism for anal sex.

I was hunting kernels last night with the old lady. Pulled a few out and wiped em off with her new blouse.

Man I might as well have been a corn farmer last night cause I was seriously hunting kernels with that filthy whore.

Hunting Kernels by Dick Onchin November 9, 2020

Crotch Kernels 

The inevitabely large amount of still edible popcorn that ends up in/ around your lap, crotch and surrounding area(s). Usually happens while watching a movie or TV and You are far too consumed with what is happening on-screen to notice what's falling out of your hands and/ or suckhole.

Is usually eaten when found, but is sometimes discarded on the floor with the candy wrappers.

1: Scott should pay attention to his food a little better, he's gonna have a mountain of crotch kernels to clean up.

2a: Dude, you just ate crotch kernels!
2b: So? They're mine!

Crotch Kernels by Dan "The Brucey" Murray August 13, 2012

TP kernels

bits of toilet paper left on ones ass, after wiping too hard

rice sized rolls of toilet paper

As she was about to toss my salad, she said no way, because of the TP kernels in the way

If you see someone itching their ass, say "TP Kernels?"

TP kernels by gsxmaer September 6, 2010

scraping the kernels

When you eat the booty like groceries

You gay

He loved to eat ass, scraping the kernels

scraping the kernels by Biggiesmallsmom October 17, 2018

Juicy Kernels 

When someone has luxurious feet and toes. Delectable even.

Person 1: "Yo bro look at those juicy kernels"

Person 2 "Shut the f*** up freak boy."

Juicy Kernels by H30del December 30, 2024

popping my kernels 

Grinding my gears. Getting annoyed by someone or something and losing patience over it.

“The Huskers went to Ireland just to lose the opening game.”
“You’re really popping my kernels.”

popping my kernels by CyberHusker August 29, 2022