Kerk-Out: To outburstly react on someone or something.
"I'm gonna kerk-out on that bitch!"
"Why did he kerk-out on me like that?!"
As confirmed by noted actor AJ Saudin, the official last name of his character on Degrassi: The Next Generation is CONNOR KERK. It was confirmed via livechat on the 26th of October, in the year 2009.
There has been long speculation on the last name of his one-name, Madonna-esque character Connor. DTNG_UNCENSORED (a Twitter phenomenon) has found out the truth.
Skank: Did you see Connor Kerk on Degrassi last night?
Nicole: I did! His awesome lamp even distracted me from the God that is K.C.!
A phrase used when losing a friend at a party or in a crowd. The annouced phrase usually signals friends to start looking for friend. Usually occurs when alcoholic beverages are consumed.
Call a Code Kerk, Jackie is missing....
1: To spend such prolonged time in the sun, or influenced by extreme emotion such as embarrassment or anger that your face turns a bright hue of red.
2: A fledgling indie Super Hero character (patent and trademark pending) who has the facial attributes that of a lobster.
- 2A: Notable markings and characteristics; bright red face, tendency to lie, a bike rack on a Saturn only used to transport pork products.
3: a person who works a low tier job maintaining hardware who becomes easily agitated when questioned, therefore ball and clenching their fists forcing blood to the surface of the skin causing a red glow.
Note: Often confused with other red faced creatures/animals such as Baboons. While they bare similar qualities (red face and easily irritable). they are entirely two different dullards.
1. "I asked Erik if he was available on Monday and he said he had to be done by 11pm. When I asked why, and inferred he has a crap job... he got all lobster faced on me."
2. "Hey Erik, I don't think you should apply more Banana Boat tan lotion, you're already a Lobster Face as is."
3. "That Lobster Faced buffoon is a total Rudy."*
4. "Is Lobster Face available?"*
*These assume a person known to two or more people has already been designated and commonly referred to as Lobster Face.
When a guy sticks his penis in a girl's ass right before she goes to the bathroom and pulls it out with shit all over the shaft.
I gave my girlfriend a rust monkey when she had diarrhea one time, it smelled raunchy! brown gladiator