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In a really bad situation and very fucking confused
"I was in a kerfuckle when I realized I had left my ATM card at home".
by teachmcnetti May 29, 2005
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n. a messed up mess
v. to mess something up
The political candidate created a real kerfuckle for himself, when he lied about his finances.
by T.V. John November 06, 2016
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To enter a never ending cycle of dropping work tools when wearing a employer issued baggy jacket
"I only dropped a pen; then I kerfuckled my lighter, a crummer, six more pens, mints, and my phone. Fuck these jackets!"
by cheeznuggit April 16, 2015
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A word-mix of "ker-plop", "fuck-up", and "fumble", meaning:

1) A huge mistake or poor decision made by a dumbass.

2) A person guilty of such dumbassery that the word is applied directly to him/her.
1) *Our dumbass president makes another stupid decision* "Well, that was a kerfuckle of a move."

2) *Dumbassery is commited* "Dude, you are such a king-sized kerfuckle."
by hater_of_dumbasses July 23, 2010
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