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kardashianism 

A chronic condition of extreme self-indulgence, characterized by self-involvement, absence of moral character, histrionic attention-seeking, inappropriate sexual activity, and overly large buttocks.
After you bought your Bentley, I was convinced you suffered from Kardashianism.

The Kardashians 

"Oh no! He has the Kardashians!"
The Kardashians by CHKN SKRUBS October 9, 2016

Kunt Kardashian 

slang from Kim Kardashian and her dumb, rich, bitch, greedy attitudes and her slutty lifestyle.
Kim: I just made 18 Million on my wedding!
Random person: Yeah and it only lasted 72 days....
Random person 2: There's starving children in Africa you Kunt Kardashian
Kunt Kardashian by Kris Humphries November 3, 2011

Kourtney Kardashian 

The only Kardashian-Jenner that realizes that it isn't about affording, it's about radiation while Khloe Kardashian is telling her to die with a good Snapchat going through.
"It's not about affording, it's about radiation."
-Kourtney Kardashian

Kardashian

James: That girl looks plastic.
Antonio: Oh wow! must be a Kardashian
Kardashian by Kidswillbekids September 8, 2019

Kardashian Kurse 

The phenomena that occurs when a black man gets involved with any member of the female Kardashian clan, including the Jenner sisters, known side effects of said relationship are witnessed as a decline in the men's cognitive abilities and rapid deterioration in aforementioned men's career.

Confirmed Victims are known to be: Kanye West, Lamar Odom & Tyga.

Pending Victims: Travis Scott

Interestingly enough, the Kardashian Kurse appears to work in reverse when the Kardashian is a male, as witnessed by the lifetime L currently being held by Rob Kardashian.
Jay - Z: Goddamn!! When is Ye going to escape the Kardashian Kurse so he can finally release a good album, I can't make Watch the Throne 2 when he's like this!!
Kardashian Kurse by Arcstriker September 25, 2017