onomatopoeia for the sound of a cash register or a fruit machine paying out.
Would have been acceptable to use three years ago. but after a childrens television show 'Kerching' was launched this term is now only used for sarcasm.
Would have been acceptable to use three years ago. but after a childrens television show 'Kerching' was launched this term is now only used for sarcasm.
'Get this yeah, my younger got a paper round and is gettin 40 a week'
'Kerching'
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'If i buy cans from multi packs and sell them by themselves i can get 3p of each can'
'(sarcasm) kerching'
'Kerching'
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'If i buy cans from multi packs and sell them by themselves i can get 3p of each can'
'(sarcasm) kerching'
by broder October 19, 2005
The word that is still used for money - sometimes. It resembles a cash register or a fruit machine paying out the kerching.
Unfortunately some knob jockey decided that it is fun to make it into a TV show now I can't use it anymore
Unfortunately some knob jockey decided that it is fun to make it into a TV show now I can't use it anymore
Taj: Kerching
Seymore: You lawnmower
Taj: You mobile phone
Seymore: You battery
Danny: You nigga
Taj + Seymore: Get that fucking honkey biatch
Seymore: You lawnmower
Taj: You mobile phone
Seymore: You battery
Danny: You nigga
Taj + Seymore: Get that fucking honkey biatch
by Forces April 19, 2006
by zerbdog August 7, 2011
An old man who teaches Spanish at an intermediate level. Hair grows out his ears and nose and everywhere. Kerch is very old and prefers cheesy sayings such as "Bite the bullet", "Minus participation", "Kick you in the you-know-what". Kerches have white guinea pigs named Snowball and don't live in the same state that it teaches in. Includes a very low, monotone voice that drills into your head the various preterite forms of dormir.
1. That Profesor Kerch is old and senile and always marks me down on participation.
2. A Profesor Kerch flies back and forth between California, Arizona, and Nicaragua on a weekly basis.
2. A Profesor Kerch flies back and forth between California, Arizona, and Nicaragua on a weekly basis.
by Lucas Tandy February 11, 2009
Kerching-ing is when you paint your dick gold, then have sex with a girl. When you're about to cum, pull out, jizz on her face, throw a load of Monopoly money at her and shout "KER-CHING!".
Also known as a dirty millionaire, or a million dollar sticky.
Also known as a dirty millionaire, or a million dollar sticky.
"Dude, I was totally kerching-ing that girl at the party last night!"
"No wonder she isn't talking to you."
"No wonder she isn't talking to you."
by Travis-T September 10, 2012
The college where the 18 year old Vladislav Roslyakov injured 70 students and killed 22 students including himself with a Hatsan Escort Aimguard pump-action 12-gauge shotgun.
Person 1: what happened in kerch polytechnic college?
Person 2: theres a murder occured there recently.
Person 2: theres a murder occured there recently.
by JacketSniffer November 14, 2021
Someone who will break into your house, have consensual sex with your girlfriend and spit on you afterwards because he simply doesn't give a single fuck. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
Boy 1: Yo, that Kerch guy fucked my girl.
Boy 2: Damn bro, my girl cheated on me with him last week too.
Boy 2: Damn bro, my girl cheated on me with him last week too.
by Sir Gigachad the 3rd November 23, 2021