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Kerbsies 

A childrens game from the 1980's where 2 players would stand at either side of a road and attempt to throw a football at the kerb, thus causing it to bounce high into the air... this counts as 1 "Kerbsie" attemps at kerbsies alternate except when a kerbsie is scored, in this instance the scorer of the kerbsie gets to throw again.

First player to 10 kerbsies wins - play is suspended when:
a.)a car goes past (although it has been known for players to attempt and score a kerbsy over the top of a moving vehicle)
b.)teas ready

Opinion is divided over the best technique for scoring kerbsies. Many players opt for an over arm 'basketball' style technique while some opt for spreading their legs as wide as possible, getting as low to the ground as possible and using an under-arm technique. Flasher kids would attempt the backwards 'American Football Quarterback' style shot...
"I'm p*ssed bored, fancy a game of kerbsies??"
Kerbsies by tuckmoth June 23, 2004
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kerbis by Anonymous November 9, 2003

chennys kerries 

The term a drunk person uses to describe kennys chocholate covered cherries.
In an almost orgasmic fashion, she said " oh, oh my gosh! chennys kerries are sooo good!"

" she was so drunk she stole chennys kerries and even the tupperware"
chennys kerries by mandywill January 4, 2012
Slang word for boobs because he is soft and pillowy like them.
I asked my gf if I could touch her kirbies and she said yes
kirbies by zeldafan678 December 30, 2009

Kirbies Epic Yarn (w62) 

Kirbies epic yarn is a supposed kirby game that doesnt include the pink puff that swallows things, but a creature made from yarn that whipes things. Since i havent played this game, i cant create a clear definition, but if you want to know, listen to me. this game most likely doesnt follow the storyline of save kirbies homeland. its save yarn land apparently. they changed the concept of swallow and get abilities, now its whip and get a throwable object. trust me, its nintendoes way of saying, lets screw up a good game.
person one: hey i bought kirbies epic yarn.
person two: no, you bought epic yarn.
person one: wut?
person two: it cant possibly be kirby, kirbies a pink puff. its epic yarn.

this is kirbies epic yarn (w62)
I am going to take a shower but first I have to put on my Kerries.
Kerries by Bobby Johnson November 8, 2004
There's a cat that owns a house in Martinez, Ca and he rents it out to a cool family.

Kerbies hobbies are wet cat food, fuzzy blanket humping, shitting in neighbors flower pots, cheese wheel, and lots of licking of his butthole.

He is like a sour patch kid- first sour, then sweet.
Did you see Kerbie sleeping in the bushes?!
He like a bum cat, with furry wheels!
kerbie by Joshrisig October 19, 2015