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1. Ker-nasty
something that is really crazy, surprising, nice or well done.
Her dance moves were ker-nasty.

girl: I can't believe we actually saw Yellow Card live!
boy: the concert was ker-nasty!
2. Poop
It's the brown stuff that comes out of your butt. It stinks and if you don't flush, your nasty.
Ker-plunk!
David: That feels good...
Jenny: Are you done with your poop?
3. Ganker
a huge Loogie that is stuck in the back of your throat.
"i got a ganker in the back of my throat waiting to come up"

"that kid just spit a nasty ganker"
4. namf
namf is a abreviation for Nasty Ass Motha - F###ker.
(Doug farts)

"Man, who the hell was that?"
"That was Doug. Damn, you NAMF!"
5. Deckermushita
The stylistic and wealthy art of giving your partner three Dutch ovens, followed immediately by taking a Cleveland steamer in your partner's eyes, and squishing the shit back and forth, up and down between his/her eyelids.

Not to be confused with the Japanese term "Dekimashita", which means "Finished". "Deckermushita" is pronounced Deh-ker-mush-tuh.
Bro 1: Dude, I gave your mom fourteen deckermushitas last wednesday.

Bro 2: FUCK, HOW DO YOU HAVE THAT MUCH SHIT?
6. welfare peanut butter
Peanut butter produced for those on welfare. It is of the poorest quality, and is so thick and dry that you cannot spread it on even the stalest and crustiest bread.

It can be softened somewhat by adding unhealthy amounts of vegetable oil and mixing it together. Still, it will tear a slice of bread to pieces and Ritz crackers will be crushed to powder by it.

Take care not to eat too much at once, or you may see your jaw fused shut permanently.
- Man that welfare peanut butter is some nasty s**t!

- Get a job, and go buy some Jif you broke mother f**ker!
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