Dr. Henry Killinger 

A character in the Venture Brothers universe. Appearing in the episode I Know Why the Caged Bird Kills. Dr. Killinger is a foreigner who goes around toting his "Magic Murder Bag" and ends up becoming The Monarchs new #2. In the end of the episode he manages to reunite The Monarch with Dr. Girlfreind, thus putting and end to The Monarchs loneliness.

"My name is Dr. Henry Killinger, and this is my magic murder bag"

Dr. Henry Killinger by Robert Mansouri September 22, 2008

Klinger

The left over remnants from a snow session that get lodged in your nose. In other words a coke booger

Jimmy Hoffa: dude I’m speeding out of no where, I think I had a pretty big Klinger.

Kevin Costner: that happened to me last week when I was driving, I almost banged out and hit

a school bus.

Klinger by TheFrailDwayneJohnson March 3, 2019

Kensinger 

To brutally beat the life out of an individual until they get a massive concussion and get sent to the hospital after they cheap shot you in a fight.

I once got really mad at this kid and ended up Kensingering him.

Kensinger by Joe Smellerton October 15, 2011

kaglinger 

A question that one cannot solve.

Man, this Physics question is a kaglinger and a half!

kaglinger by DaMemeLord6969 October 25, 2017

Kiplinged 

Extremely hammered. Wasted, fucked up, faded, blacked-out, etc. A reference to the water monitor lizard from Jessie.

"Dude Kyler is MIA and apparently he drank 3 Four Lokos. Have you seen him?"
"Yeah, he's in his room drunk texting his ex. Buddy's absolutely Kiplinged."
"Fuck."

Kiplinged by Mr. Steven Buscemi March 22, 2022

Kiplinger 

Kiplinger: A Germanic surname of unknown origins. Anyone blessed enough to have been born a Kiplinger would be best suited to praise God on an hourly basis for this act of divine grace. If you're a Kiplinger, chances are that you're extraordinarily good looking, insurmountably intelligent, and wealthy beyond all measures.

Gee, I wish I could be a Kiplinger.

Kiplinger by Warlord0515 April 27, 2009

Klinger

Klinger was a character from the television show M*A*S*H Klinger was the rank of corpral and was drafted in the army as were most other characters. While most desperately wished they could go home Klinger took it a step further and dressed like a woman, he wanted his commanding officers (col. Blake or col. Potter) to think he was crazy and give him a discharge. Klinger along with cross dressing tried other wacky things to get out of the army such as eating a jeep and trying to trick col. Potter into thinking his brothers were killed in an explosion at the Toledo Harmonica Factory. Describing someone as a Klinger is someone who uses the most ridiculous excuses to cancel plans or leave class or work.

Kid: Mom I'm really sick I have stage three Ebola cancer.
Mom: Nice try Klinger but I don't believe it and you're going to school.

Klinger by Mash4077 April 5, 2015