One among the three East African countries,its capital being NAIROBBERY(due to its ever growing crime rate only rivaled by South Africa),home of the MUNGIKI sect,Moi(see mofo,retard,tyrant,dictator) and their most recent fuck up**drum roll please**...Kibaki(see useless,twat,wanker...)
the people there seem to have this crazy notion that Kenya is the promised land,has the sexiest women in the world,have rivers of milk and honey...they even dare to say they got tigers*lmao* roaming the parks.....these people are just self gloryfying fuckwits,all they know is tusker(beer) and nyama choma(bbq stake's) and dont get me started on their women,one look at the presidents wife(who is more president than wife) and i guarantee you'll yank your eyeballs out of em' sockets!!she looks like a cross between Diana Ross,some soot and an uglier than usual tarsier...most of the women they claim "beautiful" are refugees from Somalia and are usually cheap prostitutes...did i mention the chronic habbit of chewing on gomba...these people are like goats when it comes to gomba even the chief of police chews on some....i personally have tried it and didnt get high or should i say "handas" as its locally called...Kenya is also home to the most swahili challenged people..these people hate swahili with such a passion that they came up with their own version of swahili (mostly jiberish) and called it "sheng".....its also a tribal society,earlier this year..the country went into smthng of a civil or should i say tribal war that led to nearly if not thousands of deaths and more people were displaced just because Raila Odinga(runner up for the presidency) wasnt satisfied with the election results....oh and the bastards once claimed that mount Kilimanjaro was on their side of the boarder...even though it was settled that its part of Tanzania,they still advertise that its in kenya (watch tomb raider 2) which leads to most of the tourists flocking in to get a glimpse of it.......i could go on forever telling you how fucked up Kenya really is..but i got better thngz to do with my all my kenyan buddies out there..its nuthin personal....truth z gotta come out eventually.......if u cant handle it then fuck on outta here!
Cynthia:ey,why dont we go to Kenya for the vacation?
Mathew:why dont you castrate me and gauge out my eyeballs?

Kariuki:i love Kenyaaaaaaa!!
Angry mob:**thud,thud,stomp,sta b,punch,kick in tha face**fuckin retard,halfwit!!
by Tea_bagz June 28, 2008
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the best looking black girl in the world.
Generally mixed race (white and black), but sometimes fully black..rarely will you find a white "Kenya"
Can be rather impatient, but always hears you out and gives too many second chances.She's funny, smart, great looking, compassionate, understanding and all of the traits in a girl you're looking for. AND LOOKS JUST LIKE HER FACEBOOK PICTURES(:
Too bad you're too stupid to understand that you need her, and by the time you get the courage to tell her-she's gone.
Wow, I knew I was in love with Kenya the moment I laid eyes on her. That's why I told her I love her, she doesn't like to be kept waiting.
by seaplerloc January 19, 2011
Same as above excpet there aren't actually any tigers in Kenya
"Kenya believe it!"
by Poodle June 10, 2004
A country in Eastern Africa.

Kenya has lions and tigers.

Kenya is where the giraffes are, and the zebra.

The Kenyan Highlands comprise one of the most successful aricultural production regions in Africa; glaciers are found on Mount Kenya, Africa's second highest peak; unique physiography supports abundant and varied wildlife of scientific and economic value.

This is the home of the HOLY CRAP.LIONS!TOUR.

Visitors also get a free snorkel with every visit.
Where can you see lions? Only in Kenya.
Come to Kenya we've got lions.
by yamato March 20, 2004
Hispanic, black, or European. She's intelligent in her own ways, beautiful, wise like athena, unique characteristics, hard to get, mysterious, and the best kind of a woman a man is lucky to have. She has lovely eyes, and lips like sugar.
She's not an easy girl, but when you get her keep her forever.
I knew I was in love with Kenya the moment I met her.
by Justinelee February 20, 2012
One of the nicer, safer countries to visit in Africa. Nairobi, the capital, is very nice. It's a lot like San Francisco, only third world. Kenya has spectacularly gorgeous countryside, and unique wildlife that should exist for at least another two or three years before industrialization drives them into extinction. Great place to vacation!
Example? East African country. A place that for some reason is home to a lot of fast runners. The top three fastest people on my track team were from Kenya. That's weird.
by WidgetTheWorldWatcher May 10, 2005
Better than Norway.
So much so one should forget it.
Kenya has lions and tigers, what does Norway have? Nothing.
by W4FFL3 January 19, 2009
Most beautiful country in the world. So great you'll never know greater!
I wish I could go back to Kenya soon, but I'd need some cash fo dat...
by Anonymous August 27, 2003
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