Kentucky Jack in the Box

The unfortunate but hilarious consequence of having sex with a woman less than six weeks after a C-Section, resulting in the penis stabbing out of the closed wound. Commonly known to happen Kentucky.

Woman: WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR PENIS STICKING OUT OF MY BELLY BUTTON?!
Man: WOW this looks like a Jack in the box... A KENTUCKY Jack in the Box!

by JerJax October 27, 2008

Kentucky jack-o'-lantern

Where you stick your hand so far into a woman's vagina that it looks and feels as if you are gutting a pumpkin.

Dude, did you see that chicks camel toe? I'd love to Kentucky jack-o'-lantern that shit.

by Crispy asian October 29, 2019