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Khaleesi Keister

A perfect arse

An arse that defies gravity

Not too big, not too small, not flat, perfectly round
She has a khaleesi Keister

Matt Kenseth 

When you're in mid sex and you pile-drive her into a wall.
Matt Kenseth by Pettee December 22, 2019

Kensie Jessie 

annoying and rude and thinks she is so pretty but is the biggest slut
kensie jessie: do my jeans look good

Ethan: ya
Kensie Jessie by Boiyourbetter123 January 19, 2017
The most beautiful person in the world. She has cute little glasses and thin lips;)
Every time she looks at you, you will just melt inside. If she loves you, she really means it. She will never let you forget it. Her eyes are the most beautiful things you will ever see. When you look into them, time itself will stop. Sometimes, she says she’s ok and puts a smile on her face, but she won’t really mean it. Always look after a Kersten. Never leave her. Always be there for her. If you have ever left a Kersten, you are a frickin moron. It was the biggest mistake of your entire life and you will regret it till the day you die. If you are about to leave a Kersten, don’t. She will be hurt and never forget you and you will break her. So never leave. If you say you love her, you need to mean it. If not you’re a motherfucking cuntard. Don’t say you love her unless you mean it. Ever. A Kersten is the most beautiful short person on the planet. With her beautiful curly hair, you can’t help but fall in love. Your heart will melt every time you look into her beautiful eyes. Never take a Kersten for granted. Love her, forever. I know I will.
Iwishsuebehs! That’s a weird goddamn kersten
Kersten by YA BOIII2468 April 1, 2019
The GOAT
Keasten is the GOAT (greatest of all time)
keasten by Keasten January 7, 2017

soupy keister 

An anus filled with mushed feces.
Am asshole that was never wiped and is filled with excrement with the consistency of thick soup.

Diarrhea Butt.
I Can’t just use tissue or a wet wipe, I need to shower to clean this soupy keister.
soupy keister by Fatman Slim March 2, 2022