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That blonde in the red gi who gets his ass handed to him by Ryu time and time again. Husband of Eliza, father of Mel, student of Gouken, head of the Masters Foundation, US Martial Arts champion, and the only guy to be in every Capcom game with the words "Street Fighter" in the title, including "Street Fighter 2010."
No matter how many times Ken improves his Shoryuken, Ryu keeps punking him in a fight.
by Soleijhee February 04, 2010
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A perverted elderly man who inappropriately becomes involved with his sons girlfriend. When confronted the initial reaction of the Ken to a perceived humiliation is a conscious rejection of the humiliating input. The Ken tries to ignore it, talk it out of existence, or belittle its importance. If this crude mechanism of cognitive dissonance fails, the Ken resorts to denial and repression of the humiliating material. He "forgets" all about it, gets it out of his mind and, when reminded of it, denies it.
Ken : Nice breasts

Sons uncomfortable girlfriend : Ahh.. thanks.. Ken.

Ken : You know you have lost your looks since you lost weight.

Sons uncomfortable girlfriend : Actually Ken I've not lost any weight, and thanks for the pep talk.
by snailtrail19 February 09, 2010
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A person who's caps lock key is always stuck in the ALL CAPS position.
ken: "HEY SUP"
friend: "Ken, stop with the ALL CAPS"
ken: "WHY WASTE TIME PUSHING THAT STUPID BUTTON"
by Bleached A August 29, 2005
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ken is yes
in the Language: Hebrew
it An Approval word
"ken, will go with you to the movie"
by shiran February 20, 2005
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An alternate euphemism for fecal matter, derived from the likeness of the Scottish variant for "know" in the phrase "I dinna ken" and one claiming they had defecated. Incidently, this form of ken bears no relation to its original meaning.
I did a ken!
by Kennith Kensignton April 02, 2010
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A very homosexual person who like putting schlongs in his mouth.
oh god what a ken. hahahaahahhahahahah
by your mowdah May 20, 2008
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The act of sucking a dick, usually after anal intercourse!
If it weren't for Flo being such a dirty cuntbag, i'd still have shitdick, she pulled a ken and now my cock is clean!
by Buckman1 September 19, 2007
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