Ken
A slightly known colleague or friend of a friend whose name you can't be bothered to remember. Or can be used to attract a strangers attention.
Can also be employed to annoy people that you know really well.
Serves especially well when you start a new job - just call everyone Ken; the boss, the women, the copier etc.
'Who was that guy?'
'Just some Ken from work.'

'Wanna smoke?'
'Yeah, cheers Ken.'

'Oi Ken, put your bloody seatbelt on!'
by Loopmeister August 02, 2006

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ken
1 (verb) An archaic English word meaning "know" Still used in Scottish dialects. Cognate to the modern German "Kennen"
Conjugations (for old English): you/I/they ken, he/she/it kenneth, thou ken(n)st
past tense: kent

2 (noun) A somewhat archaic word meaning "understanding". Still technicaly a word in modern English. Sometimes used in fantasy settings to evoke a more medieval feel.
1 Old English: "Ken(n)st thou this man?"
Scottish: "Dae ye ken this man?"
Translation: "Do you know this man?"

2 "The elves possess arts and majicks beyond human ken."
by Mecharonin February 04, 2008

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Ken
A Japanese name meaning " Health. "

Kens are usually healthy but weird people.
Kens are people with kind hearts but still weird.

Ken is also a shorter version of a longer Japanese name.
Kentaro

Kenji

Kenichi

Kendo
by jjjvg March 07, 2009

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'Ken is short for 'Fucken' or 'Farken'.

'Fucken' is short for 'Fucking' and is purposely misspelled when one is trying to evoke Australian accent and/or tongue.
'Ken Oath.
'Ken Awesome.
'Kenhell son, you've lit the farken house on fire!
by Tim Kelly August 29, 2004

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Ken
Barbie boyfriend. Superficial, very shadow. When hit girls puberty, feel too old to playing with toys, generally that true affect on a McDonald's French fry will take place, body change and woman realize men like him will consider them to be low quality and careless if they go and kill themselves and their families tomorrow.
Ken, was a toy at McDonald's

Meet the man, in true form- he the type of person girls will go out and have murder- before a natural man like him will consider there worth his time of day
by Worthlesspeople August 31, 2017

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ken
The boyfriend of a doll named Barbie. A white rich boy that has the face of a psychopath.
Barbie: Hey Ken
Ken: Hey Barbie
*music*
by Angie Goth December 29, 2016

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Ken
ken is the most amazingest friend you could ever ask for. He's the most nicest and sweetest person there is. he can always cheer u up when you're down. he can be that person who you can just say stupid ass shit to and he'll just play along and you'll both be laughing your asses off. he's down right sexy, he's as hot as pizza. he's got all the girls chasing him cause of his everything. he's got swag. he's a slam dunker. and he's taken by Madison pettis bitches. she did him first so it sucks for you. he's my nigga. and he's somewhat smart :P to sum it all up everybody wishes they were as sexy and as everything as Ken.
ken is so sexy
I wish I did ken before Madison
by Sapphire 💎❤ January 09, 2015

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Ken
A dick biscuit cunt that likes to fuck around and be a cunt. He is the a noisy ads bitch and he likes to brag about his small cock.
I want to punch that fucking ken in the face! What a bitch.
by Dragon fighterxzz March 31, 2017

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