Keller High School 

A school filled with TikTok stars and boys with 3 inch penises. Most girls shop at Southlake Town square or urban to be “quirky”. Everyone looks the same. The black population is 1%. Many vape meet ups in the bathroom stalls. Most girls also have STD’s. Also throw really weird parties with shitty music. Total weed eaters will pay 20 a g for sure. In general keller is weird as fuck wouldn’t associate at all.

“ You fucked Mackenzie?”
“Yeah it was a huge mistake I now have a STD, fuck theese keller high school bitches”

Keller High School by IEATMEATFORDINNERBITCH June 13, 2019

Kellered 

Engaging in or witnessing sexual interactions involving ocular enthusiast and foremost god of gay porn, Colby Keller.

Results include being overcome by a combination of lust, awe, emotional fulfillment, and mild to moderate asphyxia. Similar to the experience of eating a large and lovely cake.

Tommy has had a spring in his step since he got Kellered last Tuesday.

Kellered by I saw penis March 7, 2014

Kelera

A person who is super awesome, actually, indescribable, because they’re so cool. Words aren’t even enough to describe them and all the awesomeness that they possess.

“Hey did you meet that super cool, super funny and talented girl?”

“Oh ya she’s a total Kelera, and also definitely the favourite child in the family”

Kelera by Larry_The_Hilari(ous) April 1, 2020

Keller Williams 

the one man band. should be everyone's hero!

Burned Out Hippie: Dude, Keller rocks!
Burned Out Hippie's Friend: Yeah, wanna hit this bowl?
Burned Out Hippie: cough cough Those are some headies.
Burned Out Hippie's Friend: This is "the best feeling in the world."

Keller Williams by MACKATTACK January 25, 2005

Kevin Keller 

The ultimate gay best friend;Has a thing for bad boys and football players

"Oh my god, he's such a Kevin Keller!"

Kevin Keller by Cheryl_Bombshell July 29, 2017

kellers moustache 

1. A KELLERS MOUSTACHE is when a male performs oral copulation upon another man, in a manner that is more homoerotic than normal homosexual acts.

2. A mustachioed gentleman who has an insatiable craving for the taste of another man's ejaculate.

I couldn't afford any more points on my license so I had to give the cop with the German accent a Kellers Moustache.

kellers moustache by Espaldas Rompio February 16, 2017

Kenner 

Kenner is an amazing guy. He will be by your side forever until you give him a reason not to be. People may think chivalry is corny or may not exist anymore, but Kenner will open every door for you, and be the true gentleman he is. He is so respectful of your feelings, and he will always compliment you. Believe him when he tells you that you’re beautiful. He’s so goofy and easy to get along with. He has a funny laugh that you’ll never forget. Kenner is a very authentic and real man. Don’t mess with his family though, or you will get on his bad side. He takes pride in his roots. If he has you in his circle? You are very lucky because he will make your life all the more worth it. If you fall in love with him? You picked the right guy to fall for. Once he has your heart he will cherish it always.

I love Kenner ❤️

Kenner by youaretheoneilovealways September 10, 2019